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Friday, January 4, 2008

Credits: Karis Choo P. L.

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是:


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD;
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG;
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS;
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明.
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT;
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳.
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u;(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP;
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦.
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him;
如果不,他说妳不信任他.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈.
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u;
如果他骂妳,是表示他'关心'妳.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人.
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so;

如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩.
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN;
如果他吸烟,他是绅士.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气.
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS;
如果他考得好,他说是实力.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍.
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true;
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的.
but if u don't they say u are selfish;
如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私.








♡♡♡ All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that guys alone cant make me happy.

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